bombero | open post.

open rp post
hit me with your starters, your meme continuations, and your prompts

guess you didn't know I'm a famed movie star

Nope. I had no clue you had a famous rodent alter ego.

it had a 19% critic score on rotten tomatoes so maybe I was just being modest

Jesus that's worse than Twilight.

"Physicist, neurosurgeon, test pilot, and rock star" sounds more like Karen. Sorry, babe.

yeah but Karen isn't a Buckaroo??

And you're not a rocket surgeon?

I could be!!

You'd be in school for like a decade, Buck.

you don't think I could do it?

Could you do it? Yes. Would you want to do it? Hell no.

as long as we acknowledge that I could! if I put my mind to it

And had a lot of caffeine.

my brain works better on caffeine! and amphetamines. I have a doctor's note.

I know that's why I said it.

so I just need determination and drugs

This feels like a trap.

I’m not planning to do it! I just like to think that I could

You could do anything you want to.
Like sleep for instance.

sleeping?

sounds fake but ok